Late Night TV Had a Field Day with Orlando Bloom's Naked Paddle Boarding Pictures

"If this is the kind of America Hillary Clinton is offering, I am in—full bloom."

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This week will go down in history as The Week Orlando Bloom Got Naked on a Paddle Board, an event that caused the internet to reach dangerous levels of #parched due to #thirst.

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Being that Orlando's nudes are 🚨 Breaking News 🚨 , James Corden and Stephen Colbert had some profound thoughts. First up, Corden accurately noted, "If you look closely at the photo, you can see Orlando Bloom, a giant oar, and whatever he's using to row with. I mean, honestly, that thing, it follows you around the room. It really does."

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Meanwhile, Jamie Dornan visited Stephen Colbert's The Late Show, and talked about, what else? Bloom in bloom. To quote: "The elephant in the room is Orlando Bloom's elephant."

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Honestly, there are so many puns and jokes to be made at this point, it's just too much to handle. We give up.

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