Late Night TV Had a Field Day with Orlando Bloom's Naked Paddle Boarding Pictures

"If this is the kind of America Hillary Clinton is offering, I am in—full bloom."

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This week will go down in history as The Week Orlando Bloom Got Naked on a Paddle Board (opens in new tab), an event that caused the internet to reach dangerous levels of #parched due to #thirst.

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Being that Orlando's nudes are 🚨 Breaking News 🚨 , James Corden and Stephen Colbert had some profound thoughts. First up, Corden accurately noted, "If you look closely at the photo, you can see Orlando Bloom, a giant oar, and whatever he's using to row with. I mean, honestly, that thing, it follows you around the room. It really does."

Meanwhile, Jamie Dornan visited Stephen Colbert's The Late Show, and talked about, what else? Bloom in bloom. To quote: "The elephant in the room is Orlando Bloom's elephant."

Honestly, there are so many puns and jokes to be made at this point, it's just too much to handle. We give up.

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Mehera Bonner
Mehera Bonner

Mehera Bonner is a celebrity and entertainment news writer who enjoys Bravo and Antiques Roadshow with equal enthusiasm. She was previously entertainment editor at Marie Claire and has covered pop culture for over a decade.