Chris Pratt and Anna Faris hit the premiere of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 on Wednesday night, and they spent their evening looking 50 shades of adorable. See?
But even better? Faris chronicled the events leading up to this picture on Twitter—much to the vague "not here for this" of her husband.
She started off the day by getting approximately zero done:
It's the big premiere day for @Guardians -going to keep you updated! This is me at 824 am in front of the shower. pic.twitter.com/Y7jikiXshrApril 19, 2017
827 am. Me on the bed not taking a shower and playing twitter. This might be a long day for you guys @prattprattpratt pic.twitter.com/iiMG54u3oBApril 19, 2017
She then began trolling Chris:
832 am. Chris just got back from yoga. Doesn't know what I'm up to yet. Will he be annoyed? Let's find out. pic.twitter.com/r9ZszBhoKmApril 19, 2017
Got her makeup done:
317pm. Now I'm being assaulted. pic.twitter.com/5h7gRcAbLLApril 19, 2017
And trolled him some more:
Now it's getting real. Chris may be annoyed. 403pm pic.twitter.com/67qMmlTdCOApril 19, 2017
Then her kid peed in a bush:
415pm. Our bathrooms clearly aren't working pic.twitter.com/UkTIfH0XSSApril 19, 2017
Chris got his hair styled:
456pm. My backup plan is to become a photo journalist pic.twitter.com/a3VJpam6VcApril 19, 2017
And they finally went to the premiere:
540pm. Running late. Chris blames you guys. Seriously. pic.twitter.com/bR8dS8WVrAApril 20, 2017
The end/this couple is goals.
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Mehera Bonner is a celebrity and entertainment news writer who enjoys Bravo and Antiques Roadshow with equal enthusiasm. She was previously entertainment editor at Marie Claire and has covered pop culture for over a decade.
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