Angelina Jolie
The job: Funeral director
Notes: Make all the jokes you want about the blood-vial necklace, but this one comes from a place of pain. "It sounds like this very strange, eccentric, dark thing to do but in fact, I lost my grandfather and was very upset with his funeral," she said. "How somebody passes and how family deals with this passing and what death is should be addressed in a different way." At 14, she even completed a mail-order degree.