Once upon a time, Lil' Kim was like, "Where's all my soul sisters? Let me hear y'all flow sisters!" And we were just all, "RIGHT HERE LIL' KIM! In this movie theater watching Moulin Rouge! The greatest film of all time!"
The year was 2001, you'd probably only just thrown out your butterfly clips and Cucumber-Melon body spray, and everything was glorious. Also glorious? The fact that Moulin Rouge! is getting the stage musical treatment.
Global Creatures just announced that the hit Baz Luhrmann film is being developed for stage with Alex Timbers directing and John Logan writing the book. No word yet about casting, but we vote Taylor Swift for Satine.
In fact, let's go ahead and make #TaylorSwift4Satine happen.