30 Photos of #CoatPorn to Hold You Over Until It Finally Gets Cold Enough

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What a time to be alive—not just because 2016 will go down as a *bleak* time in human history, but because it's practically autumn, the fashion girl's season. To make those last few days of un-fall-like temps more bearable, here are 30 slides of fantastic outerwear, from furs to full-length leather to a billowing scarlet cape.

<p>Equally at home at a gallery or&nbsp;the Shaker exhibition at the Met (on show, not on&nbsp;a spectator). </p>
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Trademark

Equally at home at a gallery or the Shaker exhibition at the Met (on show, not on a spectator).

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<p>Found: a varsity jacket that actually keeps you warm, wasn't stolen from an upperclassman.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>
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Tommy Hilfiger

Found: a varsity jacket that actually keeps you warm, wasn't stolen from an upperclassman.  

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<p>DREAMS.&nbsp;</p>
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Altuzarra

DREAMS. 

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<p>10/10 would give...my neighbor's right pinky finger for this coat. But only because I don't believe in (much) suffering for fashion.&nbsp;</p>
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Shrimps

10/10 would give...my neighbor's right pinky finger for this coat. But only because I don't believe in (much) suffering for fashion. 

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<p>Did anyone else's whole worldview re: patchwork change?&nbsp;</p>
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Tory Burch

Did anyone else's whole worldview re: patchwork change? 

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<p>Real Q: If you don't die with a pink fur chubby in your possession, did you really live?&nbsp;</p>
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J. Crew

Real Q: If you don't die with a pink fur chubby in your possession, did you really live? 

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<p>Will work for gold brocade.&nbsp;</p>
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Michael Kors

Will work for gold brocade. 

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<p>The kind of topper that you can't check because then you'd never see it again.&nbsp;</p>
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Charlotte Simone

The kind of topper that you can't check because then you'd never see it again. 

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<p>So slouchy. So furry. So perfect(o).&nbsp;</p>
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Marc Jacobs

So slouchy. So furry. So perfect(o). 

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<p>"Hey, kids. Wanna buy some downtown-but-actually Canadian cool?"&nbsp;</p>
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Beaufille

"Hey, kids. Wanna buy some downtown-but-actually Canadian cool?" 

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<p><a href="http://www.marieclaire.com/fashion/news/g3986/falls-2016-fashion-trends/" target="_blank">Fur collars</a> FTW.&nbsp;</p>
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Calvin Klein Collection
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<p>Have never wanted a floor-length floral puffer before. Now I do.&nbsp;</p>
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A.W.A.K.E.

Have never wanted a floor-length floral puffer before. Now I do. 

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<p>Matchy-matchy never looked so good.&nbsp;</p>
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Erdem

Matchy-matchy never looked so good. 

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<p>Oh. My. God.&nbsp;</p>
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Area

Oh. My. God. 

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<p>Probably costs a limb or two, but probably worth it?</p>
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Burberry Prorsum

Probably costs a limb or two, but probably worth it?

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<p>So cozy I'd never leave.</p>
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Christopher Kane

So cozy I'd never leave.

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<p>In L.A., you've got your car. In New York, you've got this.&nbsp;</p>
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Peter Pilotto

In L.A., you've got your car. In New York, you've got this. 

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<p>It's like "Did I hear someone call puffer jackets boring, punk?"&nbsp;</p>
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Marques Almeida

It's like "Did I hear someone call puffer jackets boring, punk?" 

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<p>Bring on the bathmat memes.&nbsp;</p>
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Gucci

Bring on the bathmat memes. 

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<p>A yellow coat on its own is already pretty daring. A yellow coat with green and black stripes is insane.&nbsp;</p>
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Max Mara

A yellow coat on its own is already pretty daring. A yellow coat with green and black stripes is insane. 

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<p>Karl, just stop. (But don't.)&nbsp;</p>
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Fendi

Karl, just stop. (But don't.) 

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<p>You got me, Miuccia.&nbsp;</p>
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Prada

You got me, Miuccia. 

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<p>Made for assignations in your box during the boring bits of <em data-redactor-tag="em" data-verified="redactor">Faust</em>.&nbsp;</p>
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Nina Ricci

Made for assignations in your box during the boring bits of Faust

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<p>Linebacker in the front. Heart(breaker) in the back.&nbsp;</p>
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Saint Laurent

Linebacker in the front. Heart(breaker) in the back. 

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<p>If only school ski trips were actually&nbsp;this chic.&nbsp;</p>
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Carven

If only school ski trips were actually this chic. 

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<p>When you want to be reincarnated as a boho-bourgeois parrot.&nbsp;</p>
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Chloé

When you want to be reincarnated as a boho-bourgeois parrot. 

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<p>New aesthetic: knee-length leather trench.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>
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Balenciaga

New aesthetic: knee-length leather trench.  

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<p>Do not let my ancestors get their hands on this, meaning I would like to be cremated in this velvet/rhinestone/patched wonder.&nbsp;</p>
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Miu Miu

Do not let my ancestors get their hands on this, meaning I would like to be cremated in this velvet/rhinestone/patched wonder. 

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<p>I'm not entirely sure how this works, but I love it.&nbsp;</p>
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Maison Margiela

I'm not entirely sure how this works, but I love it. 

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<p>A <em data-redactor-tag="em" data-verified="redactor">fin</em> to end all <em data-redactor-tag="em" data-verified="redactor">fins</em>. </p>
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Valentino

A fin to end all fins.

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