30 Photos of #CoatPorn to Hold You Over Until It Finally Gets Cold Enough

Equally at home at a gallery or the Shaker exhibition at the Met (on show, not on a spectator).

Found: a varsity jacket that actually keeps you warm, wasn't stolen from an upperclassman.  

DREAMS. 

10/10 would give...my neighbor's right pinky finger for this coat. But only because I don't believe in (much) suffering for fashion. 

Did anyone else's whole worldview re: patchwork change? 

Real Q: If you don't die with a pink fur chubby in your possession, did you really live? 

Will work for gold brocade. 

So slouchy. So furry. So perfect(o). 

"Hey, kids. Wanna buy some downtown-but-actually Canadian cool?" 

Fur collars FTW. 

Have never wanted a floor-length floral puffer before. Now I do. 

Matchy-matchy never looked so good. 

Oh. My. God. 

Probably costs a limb or two, but probably worth it?

So cozy I'd never leave.

In L.A., you've got your car. In New York, you've got this. 

It's like "Did I hear someone call puffer jackets boring, punk?" 

Bring on the bathmat memes. 

A yellow coat on its own is already pretty daring. A yellow coat with green and black stripes is insane. 

Karl, just stop. (But don't.) 

You got me, Miuccia. 

Made for assignations in your box during the boring bits of Faust. 

Linebacker in the front. Heart(breaker) in the back. 

If only school ski trips were actually this chic. 

When you want to be reincarnated as a boho-bourgeois parrot. 

New aesthetic: knee-length leather trench.  

Do not let my ancestors get their hands on this, meaning I would like to be cremated in this velvet/rhinestone/patched wonder. 

I'm not entirely sure how this works, but I love it. 

A fin to end all fins.