New morning routine: Sleep for 15 minutes longer than usual. Scrape hair back (wet is fine). Put on a pair of sparkly tassels or geometric triangles and maybe some lipstick. Bounce. The compliments roll in, you're on cloud nine, and you haven't even got concealer on. Welcome to the magic of the big-ass earring, 15 outstanding pairs of which you can shop here.
These are meant to be baskets (not fortune cookies), but what's to stop you from carrying secret gummy bears in them, no matter what they are?
Gild yourself like a Klimt.
If Parker Posey ever played an art teacher, she'd wear these.
Break (out) in case of emergency, AKA your outfit needs a hand, AKA I'm running away before you can throw anything at me.
Prepare nod and shake your head very vigorously, possibly whiplash. All worth it.
Channel your crazy great aunt who lives in New Mexico and and once made a Brancusi reproduction out of farfalle.
Love a pre-mismatched set.
Like wearing a Matisse cutout on your head, otherwise known as the dream.
In your other lobe, a stud or tiny hoop for contrast. So chic.
Just imagining getting our hair getting stuck in the petals, so best to do a pony—unless you've got strands to spare.