When new stills from The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story were released Friday, the world gasped, first at the sight of Ricky Martin's external obliques (they jut out like plane propellers, dude), then at the breathtaking opulence of the costumes and sets. But because not everybody can build their own Italianate palazzo, here, 10 buys that capture that particular, OTT aesthetic.
Why do busts always look like their moms have just asked them to take out the trash?
BUY IT: etsy.com.
Really good for festivals if your idea of camping is roughing it in an RV.
BUY IT: net-a-porter.com.
Neo-neoclassical. (Also, Hercules, the Disney animated film.)
Jonathan Adler, $295
BUY IT: jonathanadler.com.
Make your friends kiss it after you bless them.
BUY IT: ssense.com.
Pomp and paisley for the cost of a big salad.
BUY IT: us.topshop.com.
For recreating Ricky Martin's character shot after every shower.
BUY IT: us.amara.com.
The preppiness of a half-zip with the print of a Miami playboy.
BUY IT: theoutnet.com.
BUY IT: saksfifthavenue.com.