Asked to name the youngest generation of the Kardashian-Jenners, you might go, "Easy. There's North and Saint and, um, Grand Marshal, maybe? Oh, and that one who fell and got made into a meme?" You monster—that munchkin who got doored is Penelope Disick, who is perhaps, quietly, the greatest and chicest of them all. In honor of her birthday, the case for Penelope here.
Some sheerness and patent boots make black on a toddler look not morbid. Also, accessorizing with a smoothie—need to start doing that. *Also* also, the cross-body bag memorandum does not apply to her.
Another day, another juice. Another purse. A pink sweater. All very nice, very cute.
Okay, North West hogs the spotlight, but can we just talk about the brilliant styling here on Penelope's part? Turning a scoop neck into an asymmetrical, off-the-shoulder one: brilliant.
Who amongst would not go "AWWWW" over baby Vans? Especially when they're topped by a little cropped sweatsuit and swagger to rival Marion Kelly's?
On a dude, this outfit would send you clear signals to stay away, lest he attempt to show you his SoundCloud. But on Penelope, this is adorable, right down to the pink Converse.
An Annie-ish getup made Penelope Cool™ with double buns, TINY BOWIE BOOTS, and a curly-headed doll almost as big as her.
She's four going on five but already has the perfect denim jacket sorted.
A girl who already knows that a big-cat print never goes out of style.