My 4 Visual Deal Breakers

A few weeks back I had a great time working on an upcoming

"Man in the Street" feature for Marie Claire. We asked women what makes a guy dating material (opens in new tab), and the

most common answer was: someone

who has it together, and has goals/ambitions.

"Having it together" goes beyond the mental aspect. I've realized that women can take one

look at me and size me up as someone who doesn't have it together, and may have

no ambition. My disheveled

appearance could stand some adjustments.

Here are some elements that I should work on to look

more "together":

My Posture

I walk around as if I'm auditioning for the lead role in a

Nosferatu remake. My shoulders are

rolled forward, and I'm hunched over.

I can't tell whether I'm tired, too relaxed or what. But there's one thing I do know, women

like tall guys. I'm cheating

myself with my bad posture. If I stand up straight, I'm 5'11" (well, 5'10 and

.99999999 inches); nothing to write home about, but it is over the average for

the American male (5'9"). I should

take advantage of anything above average about me. Standing up straight will also make me look more confident.

Holes

You've read about my moth holes in my clothes, (opens in new tab) but there are

other places where holes pop up...

Assuming that women don't notice my shoes is naïve,

considering their love of all things shoe-related. I get everything I can out of a pair of sneakers. Plus, I'm too lazy to go out and buy

new ones. My current sneakers are

literally wearing away to nothingness.

I could act as a visual aid for one of those old guys telling stories

about the Great Depression: "in my

day we used cardboard boxes for shoes."

My friend Margaret, the other day, stuck her finger into the bottom of

my shoe and struck foot! She

declared that my porous shoes were responsible for my bad luck with the

ladies. If only it were that

simple...

Hair

This "hair" refers to cat hair. You know you're in trouble when someone takes a look at you

and asks: "do you have a cat?" I'm

always running late, so I don't have time to apply the lint roller before I

leave my apartment. Cat hair has a

mind of its own and silently floats around and attaches itself to important

spots on clothing.

Fingernails

I chew my fingernails to the hilt. In addition to being a dirty habit, it makes my hands look

terrible. My fingernails are so

low that people sometimes cringe when they look at them and ask me how bad it

hurts. We all know I'm an anxious

person, but wearing that anxiety on the outside in the form of jagged/bleeding

fingernails is not going to attract many women. I've been trying to kick the habit for a while, and when I

do maybe I'll look like I have my life together more...or at least I'll look like

I'm not eternally nervous.

It never occurred to me that women might see me and think I

don't care how I look, and then make the connection to me not caring how my

apartment looks, and not caring about my life-goals/aspirations. I've let my apathetic attitude permeate

my appearance, and that's not good.

Things are going to change. The other day, Margaret forced me to buy a wallet. So, I'm no longer walking around with

random cards in my pockets and forgetting/misplacing certain cards (like that

easy-to-fake paper social security card that is impossible to replace). The wallet is a symbol for me pulling

it together. All of my cards, once

allowed to roam free, expanding away from me like a little universe, are now

neatly organized in one place. As

Margaret says: "No girl likes it when a guy buys them a drink with a balled up

wad of bills."

Would you ever consider a guy who has holes in his shoes, or

cat hair on his person? What's the

most important thing on my list I need to work on? Do women make the connection between a guy's appearance and other parts of his life like apartment, aspiration, and having his life

together? Are any of these things

on my list deal breakers for you?