They're tragic in a LOL way.
Like a flamingo in the penguin enclosure.
Now all you need to worry about are the shoes.
A bit of wallowing never hurt anyone.
Is this etiquette rule still a thing?
Rihanna is in all of them. Only sort of kidding.
This means I can wear a hoodie, right?
Never hated living alone more.
You know you want some tiny frames.
Careful whilst slapping the ketchup bottle.
So much skin. So little clothing.
Sophisticated, springy, and brunch-with-your-grandparents appropriate.
And wear again (sans layers) next season.
Not your typical streamers-and-sparklers shindigs.
Boots with the fur, duh.
No, "Here Comes Santa Claus" does not make the cut.
Wear for two business weeks straight, wash, and repeat.
Because shopping doesn't have to be risky business.
Lil Uzi Vert saying "Yah!"