You nabbed those business cards. Now what?
Should we go sheer too?
A bit of wallowing never hurt anyone.
Let us go back in history and explain.
Rihanna is in all of them. Only sort of kidding.
You'll look amazing and be able to dance.
They're tragic in a LOL way.
Like a flamingo in the penguin enclosure.
Now all you need to worry about are the shoes.
This means I can wear a hoodie, right?
Never hated living alone more.
You know you want some tiny frames.
Careful whilst slapping the ketchup bottle.
And wear again (sans layers) next season.
Not your typical streamers-and-sparklers shindigs.
Boots with the fur, duh.
No, "Here Comes Santa Claus" does not make the cut.
Wear for two business weeks straight, wash, and repeat.
Because shopping doesn't have to be risky business.
Lil Uzi Vert saying "Yah!"
Things are rocky out there, but music makes it (somewhat) better.
Me at 9 p.m.: Actually on my way, as I said I would be.
It can't all be the Electric Slide.
And by "best" we occasionally mean worst.
And try to buy one before the site 404s.
Enough to make the homebody-est among us want to go out.
We talk hits and flops ahead of the release of his feature-length documentary.
Meet the artists soundtracking your life next year.
Not quite "wear pants!" but almost.