The holidays aren't complete without some good, ol' fashioned decorating, whether you're trimming a tree, your house—or your beard. Yes, there's nothing like some ornaments hanging from your majestic beard to let people know that you f*cking love the holidays.
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Beard ornaments (or Beardaments, as one company calls them) have been picking up steam with each holiday season, and they're truly a sight to behold. I guess men have to find some way to get in on beauty trends, too, right? I'll give this to them. I mean, just look how happy they are.
You could clip these bad boys on, wrap yourself in lights, stick a star on your head, stand in your living room, and there you have it — you're a real-life Christmas tree.
ASOS has even started selling packs of "Beard Baubles," and they just might be the perfect accessory for the holidays.
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If nothing else, they'll definitely be a conversation-starter at any awkward holiday party. And for all the non beard-growers out there, you can still clip these into your hair for an equally festive and hilarious holiday look. Happy decorating!