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Jessica: "Beware, all you Little Monsters…" BuzzFeed

Sophia: "According to this poll, 6 p.m. is when men are most likely to agree to favor requests. I'm totally trying this tonight." Lemondrop

Anna: "In case you, like me, have found yourself wondering why American Apparel models pose the way they do, behold — the McSweeney's list of names of poses for AA models. It all makes sense now." McSweeney's

Kate: "Our fearless leader talks about the season's must-have accessory: Marie Claire's brand-new iPad app, of course." StyleCaster

Koryn: "Oh, Dylan, you haven't changed." Gawker

Elana: "She may be able to navigate parties in McQueen's armadillo-style platforms with ease, but apparently Daphne Guinness cannot operate a bathtub faucet. Selective skills, I guess?" The Cut

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