Saturday Night Live's most criminally underrated sketch from this weekend is the one that *perfectly* captures the average Halloween night out with your girls. You get all cute and think it's gonna be the best night ever, and then the inevitable happens and you're puking on a pizza, crying about how ugly you think you are, and giving a man in green body paint a blow job. Classic!
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