
Vanessa Bayer is back for another one of her classic Totinos' commerical, and this time she's joined by Kristen Stewart, as the ~very sexual~ Sabine, who awakens the lust and love within a lonely housewife's soul. Prepare to laugh a lot and also be weirdly turned on? And, oh yeah, crave miniature pizza rolls.
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