Kristen Stewart Stars in a ~Very Sexual~ Pizza Roll Commercial on 'SNL'
"You girls makin' out back there?!"
Vanessa Bayer is back for another one of her classic Totinos' commerical, and this time she's joined by Kristen Stewart, as the ~very sexual~ Sabine, who awakens the lust and love within a lonely housewife's soul. Prepare to laugh a lot and also be weirdly turned on? And, oh yeah, crave miniature pizza rolls.
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