As Beyoncé's stylist might have done after making that elevator comment, you too should grab your always-packed go-bag and run. (To the nearest scenic body of water, not to darkest Wyoming.) Ahead, we've curated a selection of 12 ultra-reliable weekenders to keep stocked and loaded all summer round.
A quirky Wes Anderson-style getaway bag that's easy to clean up when your favorite shampoos and lotions inevitably explode en route.
Diane von Furstenberg Canvas Weekend Bag, $419; shopspring.com.
Don't even try to pretend your #summer2k17 isn't Palm Beach Retiree.
Baggu Weekend Bag, $60, lifeandhome.com.
Edit: Any quadrilateral in squelchy leather and a pastel color lights my fire.
Salmon Weekender, $625; clairev.com.
Note the extra-long handles for avoiding that claustrophobic-arm feeling.
It may be a splurge, but hey, everyone will know it's yours 💅.
Regent Weekend Bag, $836; libertylondon.com.
Aside from the quilted texture and zillion pockets, its main selling point is the featherlight nylon. Why carry a bag that's heavy before there's any stuff in it, you know?
Jim Bag, $285; mzwallace.com.
On the weekdays, "knows how to use all the gym equipment" vibes. On the weekends, Jason Bourne.
Sandqvist Weekend Bag, $161; dandyfellow.com.
A stylish and roomy getaway bag designed to carry all your many outfit changes in one place (plus the accompanying shoe options).
Stella McCartney Fallabella Eco-Nylon Weekender Bag, $520; matchesfashion.com.
An isosceles trapezoid really gets me going.
A sporty weekender that holds an impressive amount of Cool Ranch Doritos (don't ask); the lining is a colorful Southwestern print, which makes locating your belongings amongst said backdrop very easy.
Faguo Weekend Bag, $117; monshowroom.com.
Yellow to represent your sunny personality, a triangle print to quietly establish your Illuminati connections.
Aurous Angle Weekender, $298, kestrelbags.com.
All leather, symmetry, and wraparound-effect zippers = instant classic.
Hudson bag, $650, ectula.com.