This season, what's keeping you from partying in flats like a Slim Aarons swan, just in from sunning by the pool? Not fancy-feeling enough? Need the boost (fair, but nah)? Here, 12 fully fête-worthy pairs to help you wrap your mind around the foreign concept of being comfortable, chic, and your real height—all at the same time.
The Lurex turtleneck of glove shoes.
Tassels, no backs, and chinoiserie—all that's pure and good about fashion right now.
With the mint green and the cosmic print, this is like Instagram in a loafer.
Look down. Grin. (Even though a pile of bricks in combat boots probably ruptured a toenail earlier.)
Dries-ian embroidery in the most astounding color.
A giraffe calf-hair appliqué = the cherry on top.
The Bowie tribute need not ever end.
Fluoro yellow and cognac croc color-blocking add a graphic element to a long white sheath—less "Wanna join my cult?" and more "Wanna join my technology-based, *super fun* cult?"
Picture this: you, a velvet minidress, a big, fluffy Catherine Deneuve ponytail, and these. (Jean-Paul Belmondo optional.)