Even if you're viewing a fashion show from the comfort of your computer screen, there's still a lot of noise to cut through—literally, if you're watching one with a soundtrack Michael Bay would love and more quick zooms than an Edgar Wright film. If only there were some way to really see the details and those glorious shoes and bags...
There are shoulder dusters, and then there are these guys, who tickle your COLLARBONE. The drama.
If these don't wind up on Rihanna's feet/legs at some point, that will be a real missed opportunity.
Two straw bags > one. Or none.
A very elegant fanny pack, proving that all things are possible.
Great for some after-dinner puppetry or lashing stupid men across the face, should the occasion arise.
FIDGET SPINNERS (stylized, but still).
Grab your scissors and markers, kids. It's DIY time.
A sixth microtrend: wrapping bag straps around your wrist.
Might take some time to get disentangled every time you want to set it down, but perhaps worth it for the aesthetics.
You're eating spaghetti. A twirling error results in a sauce fling. It lands on your torso. You just wipe it off. Genius.
It's been a while since we've had a big cuff moment. More, please.
Party like it's your birthday and someone's stuck a plastic tiara on your head.
It was kind of hard to tell because we were still reeling from the motocross bikers, but those are ying-yang earrings, wow.
Better get used to tiny sunglasses hanging around.
Same for fanny packs.
Heel like one of those zigzag chairs you can't afford.
If Mansur Gavriel shows scrunchies, you know '90s hair accessories are well and truly back.
A pretty, floral iteration of the mega earring.
Sun-bleached and well-worn—just like everything else the Michael Kors woman owns.
Not sure how this works, exactly, but still here for it.
You know the brand for its tiny ring-handle bucket bags,
And when you're not toting it around, you could stick some flowers in there.
To everybody who will own these: Take every opportunity possible to prop your feet up for those of us who can't (wah).
When it's too hard to pick a shoe for your outfit, go for the Absence of Shoe.