I got a plumper, glowier face immediately.
I went straight to the experts, face in hand.
No, really—I timed it.
The fastest way to get super-clean skin, zero makeup wipes required.
I'll have what she's having, please.
And, surprisingly, it doesn't cost a billion dollars.
Why have I never tried this before?
No, this isn’t a joke—it’s a very big deal.
The best of the best gadgets, according to dermatologists who actually tell the truth.
Every time you tell me, "It tingles, but it's fine," I die inside.
Your ultimate WTF-is-on-my-skin guide.
"It made SUCH a difference."
It's got 13,000 five-star reviews on Amazon. What.
Bye, bumpy arms—have fun in hell.
BRB—buying a bottle immediately.
"Meghan really looks after herself, and I think it shows."
Nope. Nope, nope, nope.
And it only took a few ~*MaGiCaL*~ products.
Everything we know is a lie.
Alright, let's cut the bullsh*t.
It has 600 five-star reviews on Amazon...and in my heart.
"It makes everyone look really, really good."
"You just wake up one morning with great skin."
Hi, you may call me Martha Stewart now.
So naturally, I swabbed my mouth and tested it out.
May the bronzing commence.
I ain't afraid of no needles.
Let's just say my beauty routine was, um, elevated.
Please remove those spoons from your freezer.