I went straight to the experts, face in hand.
The best of the best gadgets, according to dermatologists.
Price tags just look pointless now.
It's a game-changer. Trust.
Read this before before reaching for a beauty supplement.
Your face needs one of these immediately.
7 days. 14 Orgasms. The results don't lie.
I need all of these ASAP.
Read this before trying any new products.
But don't freak—it's totally treatable.
It's my holy-grail skincare product.
Is nothing safe anymore?!
Ummm, same. Same.
Three steps to smooth, happy skin.
It's not for everybody.
Welcome to the fast track to really, really, really good skin.
Excuse me while I buy 10 jars.
"I steamed my face with boric acid—the stuff that kills cockroaches."
*Buys 10 tubes of retinol immediately*