We're so acclimated to Lady Gaga's balls to the wall looks that we no longer gawk, we just analyze.
Last night, she arrived at Japan's Narita airport in full-blown Yüyi the Mermaid fashion wearing a bejeweled body suit adorned with crystal starfish and seashell pasties. She paired the harlequin onesie with round sunglasses, cream lace-up go go boots, icey jewels, and styled her dreaded platinum locks into the most fountain-inspired half-up, half-down style we've ever seen. In her words via Instagram, "Aphrodite took a hit of love and went to a disco in the future."
Wearability has never been high on Gaga's priority list, this said, we hope she flied first class because that get-up looks about as disagreeable with coach seats as we've ever seen.