Maybe you remember Axl Rose, the former front man of Guns N' Roses, as the superhot sex symbol he was in the '90s? (Seen him lately? He's an uber-Botoxed, oversize-jersey-wearing, redheaded faux-Rastafarian.) He's also been promising his oeuvre — an album called Chinese Democracy — for 17 frickin' years. So in a shameless publicity stunt, Dr Pepper has promised that if Axl actually drops the album in 2008, everyone in America — except for estranged guitarists Slash and Buckethead — will receive a free can of Dr Pepper.
Daily dishers: Are we actually gonna see this album in '08? Or ... ever?