Jemima Kirke Gives Herself a Topless Haircut, Because Sure

Honestly, it's Friday, and we're kinda like...f*ck it, let's all give ourselves topless haircuts.

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Let it be known: Jemima Kirke doesn't just mosey over to the salon for a trim. No, she chops her hair herself, naked, on Twitter, because she can.

While she says she's going for the "mom-who-had-a-tough-year-who-doesn't-feel-like-brushing-her-fucking-hair" look, she's still pretty damn glamorous. She kinda can't help it.

And while seeing her hold a fistful of that perfect golden mermaid hair crushes our soul a little bit, it's a totally badass move. Here's to Kirke for being our hero, in more ways than one.

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Beauty Editor

Lauren Valenti is Vogue’s former senior beauty editor. Her work has also appeared on,, and in In Style. She graduated with a liberal arts degree from Eugene Lang College, The New School for Liberal Arts, with a concentration on Culture and Media Studies and a minor in Journalism.