Jemima Kirke Gives Herself a Topless Haircut, Because Sure
Honestly, it's Friday, and we're kinda like...f*ck it, let's all give ourselves topless haircuts.


Let it be known: Jemima Kirke doesn't just mosey over to the salon for a trim. No, she chops her hair herself, naked, on Twitter, because she can.
Long hair. Don't care. Going for the mom-who-had-a-tough-year-who-doesn't-feel-like-brushing-her-fucking-hair look. pic.twitter.com/6DXZZDfLM3October 21, 2015
While she says she's going for the "mom-who-had-a-tough-year-who-doesn't-feel-like-brushing-her-fucking-hair" look, she's still pretty damn glamorous. She kinda can't help it.
And while seeing her hold a fistful of that perfect golden mermaid hair crushes our soul a little bit, it's a totally badass move. Here's to Kirke for being our hero (opens in new tab), in more ways (opens in new tab) than one.
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