10 Aftersun Products for When You've Had Too Much of a Good Thing

Contains classic aloe vera, smells like an orange grove to distract you from that "Oh god, now I know what Joan of Arc went through" feeling.

$35, net-a-porter.com.

The thermal water hydrates and calms, while the chic bottle is all "better to get burnt on a yacht than perfectly golden lying on the 2 square feet of grass the real-estate listing called a backyard."

$29, birchbox.com.

Has been deemed the Holy Grail of aftersun products, plus you can get it for a tenner.

$10, target.com.

The bottle's great, but not as great as the fact that this actually *extends* your tan while treating your sunburn. Technology, man.

$37, macys.com.

Key words: "minimizes peeling." 🙏🙏🙏

$24.50, saksfifthavenue.com.

The active ingredient here is agave, which means, to be on theme, you should have some tequila while you recover.

$32, sephora.com.

Bet you'll use this even when you're not lobster-boil red because the menthol's so ~refreshing.~

$28, net-a-porter.com.

Pro tip: Store this aloe vera, mint, and lavender concoction in the fridge for extra relief when your hip (HOW? WHY THERE?) is in so much pain you can't sleep.

$20, herbivorebotanicals.com.

Like chugging milk after you eat atomic wings, but topical.

$26, beauty.com.

Yes, it smells like bananas. No, these people aren't f*cking around with their sun protection.

$12, ulta.com.