This evening, Kate Middleton ventured out once again (thrice in a week! We're so lucky!) to attend an Action on Addiction dinner in London. She looked very pretty in a Temperley London frock, which, according to US Weekly, was inspired by stained glass ironwork. Fancy!
But the big question: Where is the baby bump?! She's only about three months along, so, of course, she's barely showing, but since the world's so very excited about her pregnancy news, we're quite anxious to see evidence of the royal baby to be. And we're not alone. At the event last night, it was all anyone was definitely not talking about! We scrutinized the photos and unlocked our dormant lip-reading skills to bring you all the questions K.Midd fielded from the event:
"Sooooo, this is kind of weird, but I've been reading all these headlines about your baby bump, and I just can't see it. But I really want to be able to see it so I can tell my daughter I've seen it. You know?"
"Not really, but sure."
"Maybe if you walk past me, I could see it from the side angle?"
"Okay, ready? I'm going to walk by and keep smiling and pretending I'm not doing anything weird."
"Anything?"
"No, I still don't see anything. Blast."
"Yeah, I actually wore this dress with a bow at the waist and designs that look like arrows so people would know where to look."
"What do you mean, you still don't...? Bloody hell."
"Yeah, so right now it's like bigger than an edamame, but smaller than a mango."
"You can tell? Oh, you are a wonderful woman!"
"I see it! I SEE IT! I feel so blessed."
"Finally, dude."
"See, it was there all along. Idiots."
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From: ELLE US
