Jennifer Garner Adorably/Dorkily Relives Her Marching Band Days
Are you ready to meet Sally the Sexy Saxophone? I AM.


Jennifer Garner likes for you to know where she stands—whether it's her candid feelings about her divorce (opens in new tab) or her thong getting stuck in her "vageen" (opens in new tab)—so it's no surprise that while on Late Night with Seth Meyers last night, she got opened up about her wild and crazy past: AKA performing in marching band.
Listen to Garner proudly relive her marching band days (with "Sally the Sexy Saxophone" in tow), and don't even think about dismissing it like Meyers: "It's not easy, Seth!" Yeah, Seth. Haven't you ever seen Drumline? That shit is no joke.
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