It's too soon to call yet, but all the intel available so far says Calvin Harris finding out about Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston went a little something like this:
Still, he put on a stoic face Thursday when a straight-shooting TMZ pap went right in, asking him if he felt betrayed. "It's all good, she's doing her thing," said our Brutus in a gray sweatshirt, his voice rising in pitch not unlike that kindergartner who burst into tears on camera. "She's doing her thing, dude."
There, there, Cal. Just do what the rest of us do and bury yourself in work until you're so tired and numb you can't feel pain any longer.
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