Taylor Swift's Fourth of July party has adjourned, but heradorable PDA session with your ex-boyfriend Tom Hiddleston is nowhere near from being over. After a brief stop in Los Angeles, Tom and Taylor donned matching outfits and were spotted jetting off to Australia—you know Australia? As Vanity Fair recently noted, it's "America 50 years ago, sunny and slow, a throwback, which is why you go there for throwback people."
^Have at it, body language experts.
Apparently, Tom and Taylor are throwback people, and they will presumably spend their time in Australia perched atop a rock in Perth (a Perth Perch, if you will) while serving relationship goals/filming their heavily-speculated secret music video.
Either way, much like Australians "still live and die with the plot turns of soap operas," we Americans live and die with the plot turns of Hiddleswift. So really, we're all winners here.