1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila...my couch.
Yep, never leaving the house.
Please excuse my margarita and I while we lounge by the pool.
The whole "liquor before beer..." spiel is officially irrelevant.
Ditch the mint julep for one of these.
If you're not a vodka person, you will be.
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. -My couch
Don't worry, there's still plenty of tequila.
Because you're a grown woman.
"The fastest way to a man or woman's heart is through the liver."
Consider this your incentive to ditch the gin and tonic of your college days.
Including the best bubbly that's not $$$$.
Maybe just half a drink more...
No shade to the classic, but do yourself a favor and mix it up this New Year's Eve.
This is the season to be thankful for booze.
Confession: We spiked all of them.
No tricks, just treats.
Office dwellers deserve cocktails too🍹