1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila...my couch.
Yep, never leaving the house.
Please excuse my margarita and I while we lounge by the pool.
The whole "liquor before beer..." spiel is officially irrelevant.
Champagne isn't just for celebrating (though it's great for that, too).
Ditch the mint julep for one of these.
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. -My couch
Don't worry, there's still plenty of tequila.
Because you're a grown woman.
"The fastest way to a man or woman's heart is through the liver."
Consider this your incentive to ditch the gin and tonic of your college days.
Including the best bubbly that's not $$$$.
Maybe just half a drink more...
No shade to the classic, but do yourself a favor and mix it up this New Year's Eve.
This is the season to be thankful for booze.
Confession: We spiked all of them.
No tricks, just treats.
Office dwellers deserve cocktails too🍹