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Ready for your sort-of closeup? In our magazine's regular Talk Dirty column, we ask real women to give their honest-to-Prada insight into everything love, sex, and relationships. Fair warning: Nothing is off limits. Ever fake an orgasm? Duh. Haven't had sex since Hill became Secretary of State? Dry spells (er, droughts?) happen. Seriously, we just want the raw, unadulterated truth. 

All you have to do is fill out the survey below, and you could be featured in an upcoming issue. The likelihood of you gliding across the Oscars red carpet draped in Zac Posen after this are...slim, but there is a plus side: Our 15 million readers worldwide will see your Q&A, which is more than we can say for your 567 Facebook friends. 

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Kenny Thapoung
Kenny Thapoung

When I'm not stalking future-but-never-going-to-happen husbands on Facebook, you can catch me eating at one of NYC's B-rated or below dining establishments—A-rated restaurants are for basics. Fun fact: Bloody Marys got me into eating celery on the regular. And for your safety, please do not disturb before 10 a.m. or coffee, whichever comes first.