1. He actually calls it his "man of steel."
2. Surprise train derailments and meteor showers mean he can never stick to dinner plans.
3. Belted leotard.
4. Some girl in a rubber catsuit who can snap a man's neck with her thighs is always hanging around, making trouble.
5. Knows when you're wearing granny panties. Hel-lo, X-ray vision.
6. He's always had the harder day at work. "Oh, yeah? This afternoon I had to save Chicago."
7. Tricked-out superheromobile leaves sizable carbon footprint.
8. Mutant babies.
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