12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex

Get ready to LOL at these weak lines.
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You already know men will do anything to get a woman into bed—especially when she's as awesome as you are. And they're rarely slick about it. Get ready to LOL at these weak lines.This post originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com.
12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex

"'Come over, I just want to snuggle.'" — Megan C.

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12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex

"'You should take your clothes off. We won't even have sex. I just love the feeling of your skin against mine.'" — Vanessa C.

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12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex

"'I hardly ever have sex on a first date.'" — Kelsey H.

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12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex

"'It's cold in here, let's get under the covers.'" — Pam S.

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12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex

"'You're beautiful and it would be an honor to get to sleep with you.'" — Miranda C.

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12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex
"'I wont tell if you won't.'" — Jen B.
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12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex
"'I just want to take a nice bubble bath with you - nothing else!'" — Krystal
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12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex
"'Want to come meet my dog?' At 3 a.m. LMAO." — Kathryn G.
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12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex
"'Just let me put the tip in!'" — Jen B.
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12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex
"'I have a cop uniform in my room... want to see?' I love men in uniform, so needless to say I fell for it." — Maddy C.
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12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex
"'You don't have to return the favor...'" — Drew B.
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12 Lies Men Tell Before Sex

"'Wanna go watch tv in your room?'" — Melanie D.

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