We are just not worthy.
And then she spent some time with her horses.
The skirt game was on point.
Luna has the sweetest speaking voice.
The queen has still got it.
And his rainbow tail is perfection.
The internet is not into gargoyles, apparently.
Can't. Look. Away.
Today would have been her mom's 61st birthday.
Remember how she dressed in 2006 though?
Literally THOUSANDS of files.
So we'll all be bawling, presumably.
Mother and daughter are definitely twinning.
Kris Jenner shared the sweetest throwback photo in celebration.
The family watched The Breadwinner, a new movie produced by Jolie.
Nobody does style quite like Queen B.
"Hi, could I have 43 mini body washes brought to Room 207, please?"
Let's just hope they get you presents half this good.
It's like an Instagram filter in a bottle.
All the dance numbers! All the show tunes!
*Sticks head in jack-o'-lantern*
The lyrics to this song tell us a *lot.*
Miley swears she saw a little boy sitting on her bathroom sink...😱😫
The reality star and her husband Kanye West had three of their cars broken into and "trashed."
No tricks, just treats.
He says he has his music and his girlfriend to thank for saving him.
Name a more iconic duo, we'll wait.