Because looking like a zombie is not cute. By Lauren Valenti

We know, we know, those meatballs though... By Samantha Leal

You learned nothing—NOTHING. By Kenny Thapoung

Barbara Beskind is giving us all the motivation we need today. By Samantha Leal

And it's real, real cute. By Samantha Leal

Just look at them! By Chelsea Peng

Freaking out yet? By Chelsea Peng

This is how it's done, Hollywood couples. By Samantha Leal

You're never getting off the couch. by Spencer Hart

A little list of every rumor and "sighting" of their would-be romance. By Victoria Dawson Hoff

We're going to need you to stop right there. By Kenny Thapoung

The phone number will have trained staff available 24/7. By Megan Friedman

Do you, Taylor. By Victoria Dawson Hoff

No, 'What's Your Number?' doesn't make the list. By Samantha Leal

She's even got the glass slippers. By Lauren Valenti

Swipe left too fast? You can now magically undo that last rejection. By Chelsea Peng

If Violet Crawley leaves, is there even a reason to watch the show? By Samantha Leal

What WHAT?! By Nora Crotty

Hair today, gone tomorrow. By Chelsea Peng

These looks are forever seared into our memories

These simple tricks will change you hair game forever. By Nicole Catanese

Sales may have slowed down after opening weekend, but this movie's unstoppable. By Jessica Pels

She's got some sage words of wisdom. By Nora Crotty

Who *can* even? It is literally impossible to can. By Jessica Pels

So long, awards season. *punches the air* By Chelsea Peng