The leading cause of sunglasses loss in the United States is leaving them on a brunch table somewhere after you've vignetted the heck out of them. Does it suck? Yes. Does it suck even more if they were Céline and your traitorous butt sat on them? *groan* Because no one should have to squint and subsequently develop crow's feet, we've rounded up 12 cheap frames you can afford to misplace.
Splash a contemporary-art squiggle across your eyebrows.
Zero UV, $15, bando.com.
The Cobain—chunky and oblong—is *the* shape of the season. These are a bit more goggle-like than most.
Urban Outfitters, $20, urbanoutfitters.com.
The same but in champagne crystal.
Mango, $26, shop.mango.com.
Whereas these are squared off for more of a Rihanna effect.
ASOS, $19, asos.com.
Coming in a close second is the skinny '90s shape, as re-popularized by Kendall and Bella.
Topshop, $38, topshop.com.
Because deep-cuts Mary Kate and Ashley will never not be part of your aesthetic.
Replay Vintage, $28, forever21.com.
Butterfly lenses > cat eyes.
& Other Stories, $39, stories.com.
Missguided, $18, missguidedus.com.
With oversize proportions and a schmillennial schpink border, these were born to be photographed.
Quay, $50, quayaustralia.com.
Classic and round but with a little flick along the top curve.
H&M, $10, hm.com.
Yellow-tinted lenses—very much a thing now too. These have a cool cutaway near the nose.
Genuine People, $39, genuine-people.com.
And more pink with a suspension bridge of a frame.
Front Row Shop, $29, frontrowshop.com.