![ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live" - Season 17](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/gettyimages-1083367808.jpg?crop=1.00xw:0.334xh;0,0.108xh&resize=320:* "ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live" - Season 17")
SHOT IN THE DARK: British belles desperate for a south-of-France glow are turning to the black market--seeking in-salon injections of the illegal drug Melanotan. This synthetic pigment-producing hormone can also cause nausea, high blood pressure, and panic attacks.
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