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A Master Post of Every Single Pumpkin Spice Thing You Can Buy, Should You Desire It

Not not basic.

By Rachel Epstein

Aug 29, 2017

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Ah, the eternal question: Are we more or less basic for Pumpkin Spicing up our lives with beauty, home, and food products (as opposed to swigging them straight)? Who knows, really. Either way, it's only your self-perception as imagined through the eyes of the Other anyway. From lip balm to protein powder, we've got all the so-wrong-it's-right items the market has to offer this season.

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1 Bagels

Food, Snack, Cuisine, Ingredient, Taralli, Dish, Junk food, Baked goods, Zwieback, Bun,

Trader Joe's

Trader Joe's, $2.49

BUY IT: traderjoes.com.

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2 Cinnamon Rolls

Amber, Caramel, Toffee, Food, Snack, Confectionery,

Trader Joe's

Trader Joe's, $3.99

BUY IT: traderjoes.com.

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3 Pancake Mix

Pumpkin, Food, Font, Vegetarian food, Plant, Fruit, Vegetable, Vegan nutrition, Illustration,

Trader Joe's

Trader Joe's, $14.12

BUY IT: groceryeshop.us.com.

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4 Crackers

Food, Cuisine, Dish, Ingredient, Snack, Produce, Baked goods,

Trader Joe's

Trader Joe's, $14.98

BUY IT: amazon.com.

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5 Pizza

Pepperoni, Food, Cuisine, Pizza, Sausage, Dish, Ingredient, Italian food, Pizza stone, Meat,

Villa Italian Kitchen

Villa Italian Kitchen, available in-store.

BUY IT: villaitaliankitchen.com.

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6 Peanut Butter

Peanut butter, Food, Nut butter, Almond butter, Ingredient, Paste, Cuisine, Chocolate spread,

Peanut Butter & Co, $4.99

BUY IT: amazon.com.

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7 Actual Butter

Food, Product, Ingredient, Cuisine, Dairy, Dish, Dip,

Land O' Lakes, check in-store for price

BUY IT: landolakes.com.

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8 Cupcake Mix

Food, Cup, Baking cup, Muffin, Dessert, Dish, Baking, Cupcake, Baked goods, Cuisine,

Williams Sonoma x Georgetown Cupcake, $14.95

BUY IT: williams-sonoma.com.

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9 Gelato

Food, Cream, Dairy, Ingredient,

Talenti, $4.78

BUY IT: walmart.com.

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10 Ice Cream, Not to Be Confused with Gelato

Food, Cuisine, Ingredient, Dish, Snack, Speculoos, Peanut butter, Paste, Baked goods, Produce,

Trader Joe's

Pilgrim Joe's, $3.99

BUY IT: traderjoes.com.

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11 Waffles

Ingredient, Cuisine, Food, Produce, Fruit, Recipe, Natural foods, Dish, Grapefruit, Baked goods,

Nature's Path, $3.79

BUY IT: amazon.com.

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12 Hand Wash and Lotion

Hand Wash & Lotion

Pier 1 Imports, $15.95

BUY IT: pier1.com.

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13 Hand Lotion by Itself

Williams Sonoma, $10.36

BUY IT: williams-sonoma.com.

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14 Body Lotion

Ulta, $9.50

BUY IT: ulta.com.

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15 Lip Pencil

NYX Professional Makeup, $3.99

BUY IT: ulta.com.

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16 Candy Spoons (Ooh)

Melville Candy, $59.95

BUY IT: target.com.

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17 Cough Drops

CVS, $1.70

BUY IT: Available in-store.

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18 Cookies

Food, Ingredient, Cuisine, Snack, Dish, Gofio,

Pepperidge Farms, $2.98

BUY IT: walmart.com.

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19 Bread, Because We Have Strayed So Far from God's Light

Pepperidge Farm, $2.98

BUY IT: Walmart stores

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20 Protein Powder

HIT Supplements, $30.39

BUY IT: amazon.com.

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21 Oatmeal

Quaker, $2.75

BUY IT: target.com.

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22 Keurig Cups

Dunkin' Donuts, $11.99

BUY IT: target.com.

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23 The First of Many Candles

Herb & Irma, $5.69

BUY IT: target.com.

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24 Candle

Chesapeake Bay Candles, $9.49

BUY IT: target.com.

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25 Candle

Crate and Barrel, $9.95

BUY IT: crateandbarrel.com.

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26 Another Candle

NEST Fragrances, $64

BUY IT: bloomingdales.com.

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27 Candle

Yankee Candle, $27.99

BUY IT: yankeecandle.com.

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28 So Many Candles

Pier 1 Imports, $10.95

BUY IT: pier1.com.

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29 An Entire Cookbook

The Pumpkin Pie Spice Cookbook, $11.14

BUY IT: barnesandnoble.com.

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30 Lip Balm

Burt's Bees, $3.29

BUY IT: target.com.

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31 Body Butter (Told You There Was Lotion)

Bath & Body Works, $18.50

BUY IT: bathandbodyworks.com.

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32 A Challenger Appears (A Different "Coffee" Drink)

McCafé, available in-store

BUY IT: mcdonalds.com.

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33 Body Butter

Trader Joe's, $12.99

BUY IT: amazon.com.

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34 Bathbomb

Atlantic Fizz, $4

BUY IT: atlanticfizz.com.

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35 Smoothie

Jamba Juice, available in-store

BUY IT: jambajuice.com.

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36 Cheerios

Cheerios, $2.99

BUY IT: target.com.

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37 Perfume

Etat Libre d'Orange, $149

BUY IT: bloomingdales.com.

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38 Diffusers

NEST Fragrances, $42

BUY IT: bloomingdales.com.

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39 Face Mask

Peter Thomas Roth, $58

BUY IT: sephora.com.

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40 Scent Spray

Glade, $4.47

BUY IT: walmart.com.

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41 Ground Coffee

World Market, $8.99

BUY IT: worldmarket.com.

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42 Body Lotion (Classic)

Arcona, $35

BUY IT: nordstrom.com.

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Rachel Epstein Associate Digital Editor Rachel Epstein is the associate editor at Marie Claire, where she covers culture, politics, and lifestyle.

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