Taylor Swift has released the video for "Blank Space" — and she goes insane in it. It's great.
The story starts out nicely enough, with an adorable cameo by Olivia Benson:
T-Swift meets a hot guy. He walks her around her lavish estate in a cape:
They ride horses together:
She paints his portrait, as ones does when one lives alone in a mansion:
She carves his name ("Sean") into a tree:
Then things take a dark turn: T-Swift sees Sean texting while they're on a picnic. Maybe he was supposed to be spreading some peanut butter on an apple for her and she's hangry; maybe he was texting another woman. Whatever the case, it sends T-Swift over the edge.
She defaces his portrait:
Takes an ax to the tree.
Stabs a cake:
Cuts holes in his shirts:
Sets them on fire:
And smashes his car with a golf club:
At one point, she even stands on a horse: