Beyoncé Wears Lemon Crown, Kisses Jay Z, Elicits Slow-Clap from Around the World

Kiss up and rub up and feel up on ya.

ICYMI, Beyoncé baptized Jay Z's tears and dried his eyes, and then they flew to Hawaii for Father's Day. Whilst there, Beyoncé had a lucky photographer (who clearly has the best job in the world) take photos (opens in new tab) of her and Jay Z frolicking on a beach, and yes, there was kissing. And yes, she was wearing a lemonade crown. Because if Father's Day isn't a good time to remind your husband that you wrote an entire album about him cheating on you (opens in new tab), when is?

First up, here's Mr. and Mrs. Carter surveying their kingdom, AKA the ocean, AKA the world, AKA the universe.

Here's Jay helping Beyoncé across a rock while she daintily holds a glass all, "pinkie fingers up. Put them hands high."

Here's a picture of them cheesin' in the sand:

And finally, the photo everyone clicked for: Jay and Bey kissing. 

We die.

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Mehera Bonner is a celebrity and entertainment news writer who enjoys Bravo and Antiques Roadshow with equal enthusiasm. She was previously entertainment editor at Marie Claire and has covered pop culture for over a decade.