Please put your life on hold for an important announcement: Kylie Jenner has filmed a series of Snapchats to explain that she does, in fact, know the difference between chickens and pigs. She was just confused, okay, bruh?
"All right, so everyone keeps tweeting me this one Vine of my mom getting me a pig and I mistake it for a chicken," she said in a clip in response to *another* clip that had gone viral earlier this month. "But here's the real story behind me thinking that it's a chicken." ::rubs hands together in anticipation::
"So I love chickens, and my mom asked me what I wanted for my housewarming gift, so I told her, 'I want chickens, I want a chicken coop, I'm dying to have a chicken,'" she said. "We had, like, over 10 conversations about it, so when I saw her downstairs, I saw something that was all wrapped up in her arms, and I was upstairs, of course I assumed that it was a f*cking chicken. I never asked for a pig."
And there you have it: a comedy of errors, brought to you by some crafty editing and Kris Jenner doing whatever she wants.
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