26 Hilarious Ways Biden Would Prank Trump

Biden: Ok here's the plan: have you seen Home Alone
Obama: Joe, no
Biden: Just one booby trap
Obama: Joe pic.twitter.com/IDTc2L1sKF

— Dean E. S. Richard (@deanfortythree) November 11, 2016

"I left a Kenyan passport in your desk, just to fuck with him"
"Joe"
"Oh and a prayer rug in your bedroom. He's gonna lose it!"
"Dammit Joe" pic.twitter.com/mEWo91OLuA

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 11, 2016

Obama: Did you replace all the toiletries with travel size bottles?
Biden: He's got tiny hands Barack, I want him to feel welcome here pic.twitter.com/e7NRIZ43Ww

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 11, 2016

Trump: Hello?
Caller: Oompa Loompa doompety doo!
Trump: Dammit Joe, Barack said he was taking your phone away. Do not call this number again pic.twitter.com/qdL0PDSvEu

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 13, 2016

Biden: You know he needs an official gov't phone right? Imma give him a Note 7.
Obama: But Joe, don't those....
Biden: Exactly. pic.twitter.com/HFXzpSN9Kj

— Tatiana King aka The ArchAndroid 18 (@TatianaKing) November 13, 2016

Joe: I hid all the pens from Trump
Obama: Why?
Joe: Because he bringing his own.
Obama: ???
Joe: HE'S BRINGING HIS OWN PENCE pic.twitter.com/uni3WUd4X3

— The Hashtagonist (@TheHashtag0nist) November 12, 2016

Joe: I'm going to ask Donald if he wants something to eat
Barack: That's nice, Joe
Joe: And then I'm going to offer him knuckle sandwiches pic.twitter.com/xYJ0k2QTX6

— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) November 13, 2016

Obama: Check pl-
Biden: Actually, we'll take five more milkshakes and you can bill the White House on January 21st pic.twitter.com/KVcdBtQHAe

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 12, 2016

Biden: Told Trump about Carter's ghost in the West Wing

Obama: Carter is still alive

Biden: He doesn't know that pic.twitter.com/pvfzc7ZRYl

— Crutnacker 🤬 (@Crutnacker) November 13, 2016

Obama: Joe, where are the keys to the Situation Room?
Biden: The what?
Obama: Joe
Biden: No idea what you're talking about pic.twitter.com/z5MXYAQpb4

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 12, 2016

Biden: So I got a bunch of balloons and when he gets here--
Obama: Joe, please
Biden: --we're gonna rub them on his hair & see what happens pic.twitter.com/koUSETkOyz

— De Elizabeth (@deelizabeth_) November 14, 2016

Biden: I've superglued a drawer in the oval shut then left a post-it note on it saying "secret Muslim agenda" it'll kill him
Obama: Joe stop pic.twitter.com/BJ7dVSKGqy

— Dean Nimbly (@Dean_Nimbly) November 12, 2016

Biden: I just don't see what's wrong with a friendly bipartisan message
Obama: Joe, you spray painted "Tiny Hands Bitch" on the White House pic.twitter.com/ueiUTuZIlN

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 12, 2016

Biden: I tinted all the mirrors orange
Obama: What?
Biden: He won't be able to see himself
Obama: Joe...
Biden: He'll think he's a vampire pic.twitter.com/IbZ8tr1m1m

— Zandar Wakandar (@ZandarVTS) November 13, 2016

Biden: ...so, when Trump walks in, you duck and I sock him wit-
Obama: No, Joe pic.twitter.com/sJIejb1rEN

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 10, 2016

"I know Joe called and ordered 500 pizzas to be delivered on January 21st, but I need you to cancel that order." pic.twitter.com/UQc7GoDSIn

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 11, 2016

"Yes Mr. Trump, I took Joe's pocket knife away and we'll get you some new tires for that limo right away, but I can't make him say sorry" pic.twitter.com/wULtfJqu85

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 11, 2016

Biden: He can have the dang plane but I'm taking this jacket pic.twitter.com/SPKabM3KJ1

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 10, 2016

biden: cmon you gotta print a fake birth certificate, put it in an envelope labeled "SECRET" and leave it in the oval office desk
obama: joe pic.twitter.com/UTtv1JkE5o

— jomny sun (@jonnysun) November 11, 2016

Joe: Yes, that was me.

Obama: Please stop.

Joe: I will not stop. This room will smell so bad when he gets here.

Obama: Joe...

Joe: Nope. pic.twitter.com/49WkhsUwvr

— Aaron Paul (@aaronpaul_8) November 12, 2016

Biden: How do I throw everyone off the White House Netflix account? I'll be damned if Trump is gonna mess up my suggested list pic.twitter.com/UvcbA6TxEp

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 11, 2016

Biden: Hillary was saying they took the W's off the keyboards when Bush won!
Obama: Joe put-
Biden: I TOOK THE T'S, THEY CAN ONLY TYPE RUMP pic.twitter.com/D6Vh7Zu429

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 13, 2016

Obama: Don't discuss Titanic with Joe
DiCaprio: Why?
Obama: He's still upset. He thinks you could've fit on that door, and I don't disagree pic.twitter.com/cVDgh8QqrK

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 13, 2016