The Craziest, Most Revealing Suits from Swim Week

Lay out just for LOLZ.

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You'd think there'd only be a certain number of ways to cover the human body for the beach/pool and that America's swimsuit designers would have reached that threshold by now, but nope! Live from Swim Week, here are 27 of the more creative suits, featuring some even more creative cutouts. Hope you brought your SPF.

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<p>� + a half-moon across your stomach</p>
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Cirone Swim

💃 + a half-moon across your stomach

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<p>Okay, I guess, if you don't want to wear any more normally cut bottoms for a while.</p>
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Cirone Swim

Okay, I guess, if you don't want to wear any more normally cut bottoms for a while.

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<p>That mesh looks too fine to leave sieve marks, but someone should really test this out to make sure.  </p>
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Cirone Swim

That mesh looks too fine to leave sieve marks, but someone should really test this out to make sure.

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<p>Caution: Probably not meant to be worn under the sun. </p>
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Rocky Gathercole

Caution: Probably not meant to be worn under the sun.

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<p>From the back. </p>
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Rocky Gathercole

From the back.

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<p>On the other end of the spectrum, we've got "figure skating costume." </p>
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Rocky Gathercole

On the other end of the spectrum, we've got "figure skating costume."

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<p>Funnel cake! </p>
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Rocky Gathercole

Funnel cake!

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<p>When you want to go for a dip at 3, but you have to host Eurovision at 6. </p>
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Rocky Gathercole

When you want to go for a dip at 3, but you have to host Eurovision at 6.

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<p>A few more and you've got a xylophone. </p>
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Rocky Gathercole

A few more and you've got a xylophone.

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<p>Treat your abs like a Fabergé egg. </p>
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G Saints

Treat your abs like a Fabergé egg.

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<p>Or half-garter thingies. </p>
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G Saints

Or half-garter thingies.

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<p>Do this with Kinesio tape. Dare you. </p>
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G Saints

Do this with Kinesio tape. Dare you.

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<p>A little bit Jacquemus, no? </p>
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G Saints

A little bit Jacquemus, no?

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<p>Not *such* a weird silhouette, but consider what the flower petals would do to your sternum. </p>
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Bella Mar

Not *such* a weird silhouette, but consider what the flower petals would do to your sternum.

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<p>Swim Week '16 trend: the random tie that leaves you wondering if that's what you're meant to do with the ones on backpacks. </p>
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Bella Mar

Swim Week '16 trend: the random tie that leaves you wondering if that's what you're meant to do with the ones on backpacks.

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<p>Told you. </p>
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Blue Life and Beach Riot

Told you.

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<p>Business on the left, party on the right. </p>
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Blue Life and Beach Riot

Business on the left, party on the right.

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<p>A corset-lace tan could be kinda cool...</p>
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Blue Life and Beach Riot

A corset-lace tan could be kinda cool...

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<p>Or that, but on your sides. </p>
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Blue Life and Beach Riot

Or that, but on your sides.

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<p>Cooler than a boob cage, anyway. </p>
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Blue Life and Beach Riot

Cooler than a boob cage, anyway.

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<p>We've seen this border detail on bras...</p>
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Blue Life and Beach Riot

We've seen this border detail on bras...

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<p>Now it's on swimsuits. </p>
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For Love & Lemons

Now it's on swimsuits.

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<p>More Random Ties. </p>
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For Love & Lemons

More Random Ties.

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<p>Yet more. </p>
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For Love & Lemons

Yet more.

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<p>Do the extra straps even make your bottoms less prone to falling off, though? </p>
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For Love & Lemons

Do the extra straps even make your bottoms less prone to falling off, though?

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<p>Cutout party! </p>
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For Love & Lemons

Cutout party!

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<p>Just imagine this on your own bum. </p>
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For Love & Lemons

Just imagine this on your own bum.

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<p>In case you wanted a frame for your back cleft. </p>
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Luli Fama

In case you wanted a frame for your back cleft.

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