The Craziest, Most Revealing Suits from Swim Week

💃 + a half-moon across your stomach

Okay, I guess, if you don't want to wear any more normally cut bottoms for a while.

That mesh looks too fine to leave sieve marks, but someone should really test this out to make sure.

Caution: Probably not meant to be worn under the sun.

From the back.

On the other end of the spectrum, we've got "figure skating costume."

Funnel cake!

When you want to go for a dip at 3, but you have to host Eurovision at 6.

A few more and you've got a xylophone.

Treat your abs like a Fabergé egg.

Or half-garter thingies.

Do this with Kinesio tape. Dare you.

A little bit Jacquemus, no?

Not *such* a weird silhouette, but consider what the flower petals would do to your sternum.

Swim Week '16 trend: the random tie that leaves you wondering if that's what you're meant to do with the ones on backpacks.

Told you.

Business on the left, party on the right.

A corset-lace tan could be kinda cool...

Or that, but on your sides.

Cooler than a boob cage, anyway.

We've seen this border detail on bras...

Now it's on swimsuits.

More Random Ties.

Yet more.

Do the extra straps even make your bottoms less prone to falling off, though?

Cutout party!

Just imagine this on your own bum.