Holy #$%^, These Coats from the Fall Runways Are So. Good.

Like grilled cheese or PB&Js, fur coats are also better cut on the diagonal.

A powder blue pajama top/cardigan/jacket hybrid that's pure chic.

In auto racing, the checkered flag means game over, and this is like, same. 

Really regretting not having procured a vinyl topper yet, but really glad to have waited to have a chance at this.

Or this! It's got different arms, okay?

The coat equivalent of a mic drop.

Love chartreuse, love a fur collar, really love military decorations as interpreted by a 6-year-old girl.

The color of peas not from a freezer bag, the attitude of the Jolly Green Giant after a few years in Sing Sing.

It me. 

"Where do you see yourself in five years?" ::pulls out this pic from wallet::

Also printing out this Prince of Wales check-wearing Sloane Ranger.

One of those toppers you'd be happy just seeing (and touching inappropriately at the store until someone asks you to leave).

File under Told You So.

Like you raided your granny's closet and went to Ballet Beautiful but not before going to the disco store.

Extra great if you get one of your friends to follow you around with a boombox.

Will give you the same shape as the wardrobe from Beauty and the Beast, which is just so timely, really.

Same, except slightly more Humpty Dumpty, if he had color sense and lived in a classic six.

"Okay, can I create the next Facebook before this hits stores?" she asked herself seriously. 

"Or maybe I should Google 'how to start a hedge fund'?" 

Big <3 for the shaved-off bits.

Everybody in fashion is obsessed with the grandma's-couch-covered-in-protective-plastic vibe. 

An off-the-shoulder coat, how actually novel.

Positively loopy.

Nothing better for tramping through the fields (looking for the nearest bar).

More frog closures, please.

Please.

Dead.