New Squad Alert: Kanye Allies with Two Former Boy-Banders

I would venture to say he...doesn't mind them.

Ruthless networker Kanye West entered Thursday's Louis Vuitton menswear show alone and emerged with two powerful new connections.

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From left to right: Kanye West, dad who does dad things like falling asleep during a live performance of Frozen; Zayn Malik, displaced One Directioner reborn as a platinum blond; and Joe Jonas, the aloof one in person but the has-no-chill one on social media.

Solid lineup, guys. But tell me—have you put your party protocol in place yet? Taylor Swift has.

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