In case you're wondering, Kim Kardashian is nine months pregnant and totally not having it. The star wrote a blog post about her pregnancy misadventures, saying that her baby boy (who's the "size of a pumpkin") is causing her to crave Lay's Barbecue potato chips. Welcome to our non-pregnant reality, friend.
"I'm feeling fat as f—k," Kim wrote. "My cankles are out of control." Fortunately, fashion is repeating itself and she can seek comfort in "shell-toe sneakers, like the Adidas Superstars." (Good, '90s times.)
Kim also confirmed that she and her husband, Kanye West, have not come up with a name for their son. "[I dislike] all baby names I am hearing. We need to think of a good name," she wrote. "This is so hard!"
Maybe Kim should take a cue from the rest of the world and name her baby after an Instagram filter. Lux West has a nice ring to it.
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