In case you weren't already convinced that Jennifer Lawrence is your soulmate, she just confirmed a hard truth about New Year's Eve. It's pretty much a giant let down in which most most of us wake up to the tragic realization that we've already broken at least half of our resolutions.
"I really hate it," Jennifer told Graham Norton and Eddie Redmayne during The Graham Norton Show. "I've never had a good one. Everyone's chasing a good time and it's always a disappointment."
So, what are JLaw's big plans for NYE 2015? "I plan on doing nothing...I always end up drunk and disappointed," she said."Drunk and Disappointed should be the title of my memoir."
No words for this, only slow-claps and tears of pride. Although, we do have to acknowledge the fact that Jennifer also said this glorious sentence: "I was driving with my publicist the other day and had to roll down the window and I puked all down the side of the car."
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