Here's the Sexy Donald Trump Halloween Costume Absolutely No One Asked For

Burn it with fire.

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Until I am told otherwise, I will believe that, on Nov. 1 of every year, the captains of the Halloween industry gather in a boardroom somewhere and go "Great job, everybody, but how can we make this even worse?"

Answer: Yandy's Donna T. Rumpshaker costume (opens in new tab), which includes a sleeveless collared shirt, tie, blazer, booty shorts, the standard free panty with every order, and zero self-awareness. For $17.90 plus shipping, you can complete the look with a replica of Trump's "Making America Great!" hat and a comb-over wig that reads more blond Ash Ketchum than anything (apologies, fellow '90s kids).

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If this doesn't interest you, Yandy also offers Sexy George Washington (opens in new tab)Sexy Minion (opens in new tab)Sexy Buzz Lightyear (opens in new tab), and Sexy...Pizza (opens in new tab).

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Chelsea Peng is a writer and editor who was formerly the assistant editor at MarieClaire.com. She's also worked for The Strategist and Refinery29, and is a graduate of Northwestern University. On her tombstone, she would like a GIF of herself that's better than the one that already exists on the Internet and a free fro-yo machine. Besides frozen dairy products, she's into pirates, carbs, Balzac, and snacking so hard she has to go lie down.