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What Is a Man?
Every year, Esquire asks, "What is a man?" Well, guys, we'd like to tell you...
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Every year, Esquire explains the rules that govern masculinity with its "What Is a Man?" feature. Given the importance of this question, we thought we should get a second opinion and asked some of the funniest women in the country. Here's what they had to say...
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What Is a Man?
A man is someone who will not stand for a gentle high-five. When faced with a flimsy-five, he must repeat the action again and again until he is satisfied with the strength, loudness, and redness caused by the forceful vertical meeting of two hands.
A man can do nothing but fumble and cower in the formidable shadow of his arch-nemesis, "The Bra."
-Jen Kwok
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What Is a Man?
A man is someone who has five or fewer friends, and can only say five or fewer words to each friend at a time, resulting in a maximum of 5x5x4=100 words exchanged amongst a group of men in any given social situation.
A man thinks the ability to go on and on about different types of Scotch is a marketable skill set.
-Jen Kwok
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What Is a Man?
A man is like disco night at the bowling alley: fun or just depressing? It's a matter of perspective.
Men have crazy-extensive DVD collections and use store-brand dandruff shampoo, even if they don't have dandruff.
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