What Is a Man?
A man thinks you are "crazy." If you call him more often than he likes, you are crazy. If you don't return his phone calls as often as he'd like, you are crazy. If you move on quickly after your breakup with him, you are crazy. If you mourn for a while and stay single, you are crazy and clearly still obsessed with him.
A man is needy. He needs you to be a lady in the streets, a freak in the sheets, and a mommy/babysitter the rest of the time.
-Sara Benincasa