The Tangled Web of Celebrity Inter-Dating

Consider this the fun, famous-people version of 'Burke's Peerage.'

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Keeping tabs on who's dating whom is a full-time job, but somebody's got to take a stab at it, right? For the greater good/useless pop-culture knowledge of the people, we've put together a social register, if you will, beginning with Kim Kardashian and (somehow) ending with a Cyrus who's not Miley. Consider this the fun, famous-people version of Burke's Peerage.
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We can't believe this happened either. Kim Kardashian (and her Fendi B bag) once dated Nick Cannon...

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...who went on to marry and divorce Mariah Carey...

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...who denied it in 1996, but owned up to dating Derek Jeter—two years later... 

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...while the Yankees shortstop went on to have relationships with Vanessa Minnillo...

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...Minka Kelly...

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...Jessica Biel...

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...Adriana Lima...

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...and Scarlett Johansson. (This is just a rumor, but then again, aren't they all?)

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Now back to Kim Kardashian. In the May 2013 issue of Details magazine, Nick Lachey says Kim rode on his post-Jessica Simpson tailcoats by calling the paparazzi during one of their movie dates...

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...that's OK, though, because Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey end up happily ever after starting July 15, 2011 on Richard Branson's private island...

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...and Jessica Biel, another woman who possibly jilted Jeter, finds happiness with Justin Timberlake...

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...who has been linked to Jeter ex #98,723,498 Scarlett Johansson...

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...who, as we all know, split from Ryan Reynolds after approximately two years of marriage, at which point...

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...Scarlett allegedly secret-married French journalist Romain Dauriac, while Ryan had a clandestine wedding of his own to Blake Lively.

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Hang on! We're still haven't exhausted our supply of Jeterettes. Minka Kelly had a fling with Jake Gyllenhaal...

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...who had a fling with Taylor Swift...

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...who had a fling with John Mayer...

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...who had a fling with Jessica Simpson...

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...who was once married to Nick Lachey.

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Besides Jake and Harry, Taylor Swift also had a thing with Harry Styles...

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...who has been linked to Kim Kardashian's sister Kendall Jenner. (Same goes for Cara. Awkward.)

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Now we're in the home stretch. Kendall's like, "he's a family friend," but you just know Justin Bieber and every publication printed on non-glossy paper believes with all their hearts this is true.

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Last Jeter ex! Super randomly, there's been some speculation that the Biebs and Adriana Lima hooked up at Cannes. That counts for the purposes of this slideshow. Also...

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...Miley + Bieber has been going around forever...

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...except now she's with Patrick Schwarzenegger. At least Bieber has her hair (he literally has her hairnow) to remember her by...

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...and we close by reminding you that Miley's brother and Patrick's sister are dating. Each other.

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