When you get to heaven...
Your lavish welcoming gift at the pearly gates will be: An iPod filled with my favorite music.
The soundtrack will be: A lot of George Harrison and Kings of Leon. Hall & Oates!
Your DVR will be filled with: Goldie Hawn movies and a lot of stand up comedy.
Your occupation will be: I’d be an interior designer.
It will smell like: The cannabis candle from Malin & Goetz.
Your fridge will be stocked with: Oysters and chocolate covered strawberries.