Kim Kardashian AKA "Princess Kimberly" Had a MySpace Profile in 2006, and This Is It

She wanted to meet God and had 856 friends.

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Before Kim Kardashian became the megastar that she is, there was a simpler time. A time when friends knew their place because you had to publicly rank them. A time when GIFs were really just super sparkly images of crowns and stars that said stuff like, "BFF4Lyfe" and "Thanks 4 the Add!". A time when a selfie was a picture of you (and your bulky camera) in the bathroom mirror.

And yes, even Kim was a part of this simpler time. And Us Weekly revealed the photo (opens in new tab) to prove it—her 2006 Myspace page, which answers so many life questions we have about the star.

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Who was her hero? Her daddy. Who did she want to meet? God. Did she drink or smoke? No and no. Ray J was in her top 8, and so were Kourtney and Brody Jenner and some girl named Sarah. She had 856 friends and went by "Princess Kimberly." Her tagline? "I'm a princess and you're not so there." (Clever.)

All we have to say is—Kim, you'd be in our top 8. (But only if we're in yours. Add4Add.)

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