Kylie Jenner Spilled Ice Cream on Herself, Fled to a CVS Bathroom, Air-Dried Her Crotch

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

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Just days after Snapchatting her liberation from an evil Cartier bracelet that was clearly trying to hold her hostage, Kylie Jenner chronicled yet another crisis in her life: the time she spilled ice cream on her pants and had to air-dry her crotch in a CVS bathroom. Basically a modern-day Shakespearean tragedy.

Kylie shared her journey via Snapchat, starting with a seemingly innocent ride in her car—aka the scene of the crime. Please note that Kylie cries out "Hurry, CVS!" in sheer panic as she attempts to shield herself from the ice cream's reign of terror.

Kylie then cleaned her stomach off in a CVS bathroom, which is probably the most exciting thing that has ever happened (and will ever happen) in such a place.

Naturally, Kylie was wet from a cruel combination of ice cream and water, so she did what anyone would do: air-dried her crotch using a hand-dryer.

Totally normal, nothing to see here, 👋👋👋.

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Mehera Bonner
Entertainment Editor

Mehera Bonner is a celebrity and entertainment news writer who enjoys Bravo and Antiques Roadshow with equal enthusiasm. She was previously entertainment editor at Marie Claire and has covered pop culture for over a decade.