Just days after Snapchatting her liberation from an evil Cartier bracelet that was clearly trying to hold her hostage, Kylie Jenner chronicled yet another crisis in her life: the time she spilled ice cream on her pants and had to air-dry her crotch in a CVS bathroom. Basically a modern-day Shakespearean tragedy.
Kylie shared her journey via Snapchat, starting with a seemingly innocent ride in her car—aka the scene of the crime. Please note that Kylie cries out "Hurry, CVS!" in sheer panic as she attempts to shield herself from the ice cream's reign of terror.
Kylie then cleaned her stomach off in a CVS bathroom, which is probably the most exciting thing that has ever happened (and will ever happen) in such a place.
Naturally, Kylie was wet from a cruel combination of ice cream and water, so she did what anyone would do: air-dried her crotch using a hand-dryer.
Totally normal, nothing to see here, 👋👋👋.
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