Seth Rogen Takes One for the Team, Compares Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber's Nudes

Seth Rogen appeared on Watch What Happens Live! Sunday night, and spoke at length on one of the most important news items of the summer: Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber's dueling nude photos.

For reasons that will forever remain a mystery, Bloom and Bieber decided to frolic naked just days apart from one another, and the internet couldn't cope. Seth Rogen, however, is coping just fine.

"As soon as I hear there is a famous penis out there, I am the first person to ravenously devour it online," Sausage Party star Rogen said when asked by Andy Cohen whether he was more partial to Bieber or Bloom. "I've seen Justin's before, so maybe I was just like, you know, 'I've been there, done that,' a little bit. And it's a wonderful one! But Orlando's, I was really happy with. Good for him!"

Clearly, this deserves a round of emoji applause: 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

Watch the video below for Seth's slightly x-rated thoughts on, ahem, sizing:

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